"So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you."
- Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist (via feellng)
demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades